What do you know? There is actually a movie made about this.
Some phrase comes about because something happened and people commemorate about it by naming it.
Some find themselves just talking, laughing over good food, and then realizing a metaphor was fulfilled through this ignorant, amused conversation.
Tonight, we had a cock and bull story. Literally.
We started with Eggs.
Salted Eggs= Duck Eggs (do you know?)
Salted Eggs are covered with something black and not white as we see in the market. (do you know?)
Century Eggs = Chicken Eggs (do you know?)
Century Eggs are wrapped with something when sold in markets.
Eggs have shelf life? ((do you know?),they need to be refrigerated.
Then.. came the one million $ question.
How are chicken eggs fertilized?==> @ this pt, vick went to check wiki on his iphone
Does the cock and hen mate?
And then ... Shannie kick start another interesting story.. the 5 legged horse.
yup, a 5 legged horse. Which quickly became a 4 legged horse.Hiaks.
Then i shared " Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe", where he had to help breed a pedigree horse. Hiaks. more laughter follows... as horse do gym apparatus, and human do horse. In a nutshell. All in a really professional scientific way, tho yeah, totally unnatural.
And then of course, we moved to hamster.. Really awfully sexually excited hamsters, hamsters who suffer really severe post natal depressions. Kids who are deprived of milk as mother head straight to the hamster gym aka the "spin wheel".
And then while still figuring out the millionaire question, i talked about thebull theory, how every bull will not have sex with the same cow more than once. That of course, invited even more laughter and hysterical scenarios.
Like....
1) we now understand why Bull are so charged up in bull fighting. Hardly any cows to go around.
2) Does all Bull comes with horns? hey.. Horny. Nvm.
3) HOw does the bull recognize that he has mated with cow A for example? Does he mark the cow's with his horns? Bite? *** then again, my after thought, we wonder because we assume they all looked alike.. but then, just imagine in human case, you will recognize person A right? duh.
4) And if a cow was allowed to enter the RED CLOTH THINGY, they will prob run to it and start milking. Speaking of which, i got reminded of vic talkingabout milking a horse and drinking it. Yucks, not him of course.
Thats where our Howard came up with the ultimate "Cock and Bull" Story!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAA.. amazing right?
okay maybe not so.. but it;s seriously cock and bull.
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